Anonymous asked: [v-txt] Awww yeah! I'll be talking in a loony british accent by the end :3
Anonymous asked: [v-txt] Sounds like you just signed up for a weekend of having a shark leech attached to your hip. I'll bring popcorn ^w^
Anonymous asked: [v-txt] no guilt trip unles its workin. idk what u wanna do? I wanna watch movies and snuggle.
Anonymous asked: [txt from Vesper] Hullo how r u? [the first text seems to be a mass text sent to all her contacts, a second one to you comes a few minutes later.] I miss u, we dn't hng, i'm lonely :C no1 loves me. [this is looking more and more like a drunk text]
Call Me: Conrad/Vesper
shark-girl-in-japan: Sitting on the tiolet seat in the bathroom stall, she could only describe how she was feeling as “Cold” even though she was on the outside perfectly warm. Her fingers hurt and felt a little numb and her teeth were rattling as she pulled out her phone and clumsily speed dialed he first number she could button smash into it. C- Coco Holding the phone to her ear she pulled up...
Anonymous asked: "But we weren't done talking." :( - Jayne
Anonymous asked: "I didn't know your name yet. So I called you 'hunny bunny', yes. Problem~?" *bats eyelashes* "Pleasure to meet you, good looking." - Jayne
Anonymous asked: "It's the only one I have at the mo'. But give me a little time and I'll think of more. Meanwhile, we should get acquainted. I'm Jayne Hart. Who're you, hunny bunny?"
Anonymous asked: "Yes. It's me. Nice to see you again, sweetie~. Now then. Tell me, what did you think of my idea for a name." @w@ - Master Hart
Anonymous asked: "What about calling it the "Esther Collection"? Esther was known not just for her outward beauty, but inner as well. But hello. I'm Jayne. Vesper's employer? A pleasure to- Oh! We've met. You were outside my dungeon once!"
The more I find things for my gallery collection, the more I dislike the label. Nontraditional Beauty doesn’t insult, but it still doesn’t feel right. I need suggestions for a title. The people pictured are people who are… not the standard for modeling agencies. Not what I work with normally. Albinism, plus size models, breast cancer survivors, and more are the subject of my...
Anonymous asked: V: "Making garbage fancy? Yeah I'm not that much of a tosser." She giggles.
Anonymous asked: V: "Not if you're going to be visiting me no I imagine the thought of having to sit on a pile of old pizza boxes glued together with only the gods know what would probably give you an aneurism."
Anonymous asked: V: "If someone doesn't interior decorate for me I'm going to live out of boxes and sleep on the floor in a nest of blanket and paper."
Anonymous asked: V: "Booooooooshat like you got anything else to do with your life then cater to my whims." She laughed.
Anonymous asked: V: "Nah dun think so, all my stuff can fit in one bag, but after I hit up an ikea or something I'll probably need help puttin' stuff together, you can take me out to go shopping for stuff if you want."
Anonymous asked: V: "Har de har chuckles." But it did make her feel better. "He hangs out with Lexi sometimes, I dunno about them cus she doesn't really like me so I tend to beat it whenever she comes over. It's a long story but anyway, I dunno maybe she could move in with him, probably be good for her and he's due to get a little sum'in sum'in if you know what I mean."
Anonymous asked: V: "Oh mosh def, I'll be having all the parties." She sounded like she might but chances were she wouldn't. After all her friends that she'd trust with her address extended out to about 2 people, both of them named Conrad. "If-" She halted a bit thinking. "I dunno Nonni sounded a bit off when I told him I was leaving, do you think I should move out? I mean...
Anonymous asked: V: I think I'm cool now, but if I ever need a cry day I'll come get my wumminy feels all up on your apartment. In gooder news I'm planning on moving out of Nonni's place and getting my own digs. :D
Anonymous asked: V: Old message was old, I was having an out with the boyfriend right then so I kinda wanted to roll on you, get drunk and pick up dudes, or chicks, or just whatever. Back with the boyfriend now, we kinda patched things up so nyeh. But if you need a wing man I'm your gal.
Anonymous asked: Does it ever blow your mind that the other side of the world has a totally different season it's like BBBOOAAWWW headsplosion.
Anonymous asked: you should do somethin fffaaaannnn, you should come out with me~ We should have fun and pick up guys.
Anonymous asked: Sorting photo's woaaaahhh bro don' get too crazy sauce on my, you wild thing you!
[[@friendlyneighborhooddeliverman I think the one girl is super pretty, too. That’s the point. Conrad is a fashion photographer, so the type of beauty they package and sell is considered “traditional/normal,” and he’s going to start posting pictures under the tag “nontraditional beauty” as a collection he’s working on, going against the type of model he...
Anonymous asked: I asked Wassaaaaaap connie~
Anonymous asked: chi-ka chi-ka boooowwww sup sup corn-bread.
completelyworthit: britishcamera: “Alright…? You’re… you’re asking if I’m alright when I’m standing here drinking blood?! What’s wrong with you?! This isn’t natural!” Conrad gestured widely, instantly regretting it as the bag spattered a bit more blood across the floor. His senses were heightened still, but with the blood came a clarity that made it less of a buzz and more like Chinese water...
shark-girl-in-japan: britishcamera: “Well let’s see. Takes about ten minutes to drive over.” “Better say twenty. It’s New Year’s,” Laura corrected. “Ah, right. City traffic. We can be there as early as six, but there’s really no point because it starts about seven. So as long as you two don’t take an hour doing makeup, we’ll be fine.” “Kay kay~” Vesper grabbed her bag and went to the...
shark-girl-in-japan: britishcamera: Laura clapped her hands. “Ye look cute in all ‘f ‘em. But I like that one. Ye look like a mermaid.” Conrad was clearly amused by the comment, though he tried his best to keep a straight face. Catching Conrad’s eye Vesper covered her mouth and coughed to keep herself from letting out a nervous giggle. Mermaid… So close and yet. “Well then lets put on my...
shark-girl-in-japan: Vesper changed fast, coming out doing a quick twirl for them and going back to quickly change into the next dress. Not as fast as a runway model but they also had assistants to help, but she was much faster than the average shopper. She didn’t exactly have makeup to do between each dress either and was good at changing fast due to playing sports. Getting to the 8th dress...
shark-girl-in-japan: britishcamera: “A newspaper boy,” Conrad grumbled. Laura hurried ahead. “Conrad said you wanted somethin’ green with sleeves. I did m’ best. An’ you can keep whatever you like.” Vesper followed Laura to look at the dresses she’d brought, they were all nice but she had to remember Chris’s other rule, nothing too high above the knee’s, not that she was trying to strictly...
shark-girl-in-japan: britishcamera: Laura blinked in surprise before she broke out in a grin—one eerily like Worth’s, but a lot more pleasant. “Cinderella’s arrived! Hello, princess. You’ve changed a bit, ‘aven’t you?” Conrad poked his head out of the bathroom before stepping out in a button up and dark red vest. “Vesper, you’re here. Excellent.” “Ye look like a newsie.” “What? No I don’t....
shark-girl-in-japan: britishcamera: Laura showed up a half hour earlier than Conrad had asked, forcing him to roll out of bed and let her in while still in pajamas. She helped herself to the fridge while he quickly got himself dressed and ready. “Okay, let’s see what you managed to find.” “Managed? I’ll have ye know I did amazin’.” Read More Vesper arrived around 5, not sure how early...
Laura showed up a half hour earlier than Conrad had asked, forcing him to roll out of bed and let her in while still in pajamas. She helped herself to the fridge while he quickly got himself dressed and ready. “Okay, let’s see what you managed to find.” “Managed? I’ll have ye know I did amazin’.” [[MORE]] “That one dress...
Anonymous asked: V: "Eh heh heh heh" She laughed knowing just how annoying she could be. "Thanks Coco~ I'll come over early tomorrow evening and we can get something on me that's decent. Thanks again for being so nice about this."
Anonymous asked: V: "Oh whew." She sighed in relief. "Thanks for being so understanding dude, I mean I kinda figured you wouldn't mind an excuse to cut out early I just didn't know how early was horribly rude. Anyway on the dress, something green and nice but not slutty and uh I guess something that covered my shoulders? I know all the nice stuff is shoulderless but I don't want...